Make me think going Sith wouldn't be too bad.
I know, it's so crazy. Jedi Masters my ass. They all turn out to be epic wusses haha.
Exactly! That would have been much better. I mean, you get knocked down once and you have to exile yourself while letting a Sith Lord walk away without a scratch? Sooo retarded.
Me too. Yoda was such a pussy in that fight. I suppose they just wanted to have the two ultimate and most famous goodie and baddie fight, but they needed to keep the Emperor because he's in later films. But still. Yoda should have kicked his ass but left him alive, because Yoda will never take another's life. Or something.
This is true. I think Yoda gave up too easily.
Exactly. And because true badasses always get the girl. He stilled managed to bitchslap Yoda around, though.
Hell yeah! Well, except when it comes to Leia, but that's only 'cause she gives him the sex. Palpatine most definitely could have in his younger days. Towards the end he was just getting pathetic.
I know! It makes him look like he actually gives a , and isn;t just this super badass mercenary. But the fact is, throughout the films, he spends most of his time guarding his own ass and not giving too much of a about anyone else. I thought about it, and actually Palpatine could probably have kicked Kenobi's ass.
Of course! To suggest Greedo popped off the first blast makes Han look like a noob. Oh right, getting knocked out is a good tactic. If it weren't for Ani he would have been crushed.
Yeah, don't believe Lucas' remaker bastards. Han shot first, because he's super awesome. All I can say is that he always lets them win to lull them into a false sense of security.
