Attitude problems.
There’s only one person that stupid.
This is a level of hardcore I've never seen before!
Not a permanent one, anyway.
A badass?
I wouldn’t actually call being a genie great.
Then which are you? Geek? Dork? Freak.
It’s a shame I’m not a genie. Then I could make some of these wishes come true. :( Why do I have to be such a failure!
YOU'RE RUNNING FROM YOURSELF
I’m fine with it. Complaining about it just takes up more time of being alive. I wouldn’t be as morbid as to say that it brings you closer to death (who would I be to judge that?), but complaining about something that is probably the most ‘‘Just the way it is’’ thing we will ever have to deal with is too much time lost. Too much to think about. I thought I was wearing a name badge for a second there. I checked my right breast to adjust it and everything.
