Have to make sure the teleporter is set up, so we can escape if things start looking bad.
Good point. We should test this theory out on a dispensable plant.
If more people were like us, the world would explode from too much awesome. So we have to wait until we've a few more planets under our control before anyone can be like us
We're such heroes ... if only more people were like us.
There will be so many benefits caused by our actions that people won't even need brainwashing to love us. It's like giving candy to a baby until it trusts you so much that it doesn't care when you steal it all, plus more, back.
At least it will sort out famine.
They seem in quite large supply, especially olive oil
That's why I have invested research into a new sun lotion. Ingredients are simple: Olive oil, strawberry aroma, and the body of an emaciated African child.
It's like a revolving shield, anything tries to get close and it gets burnt. Real burnt. I don't think I would like to be burnt by the sun, it's just a tad hot.
Yes! And to show how amazing we are, we'll reverse physics to make the Sun orbit around the Earth.
