If you can do all that while jumping rope, I will explode with joy.
It would be difficult to photograph yourself doing that, I would imagine.
I would be impressed too if I saw it! You should post a picture of you balancing an ice cube on your nose!
That is quite admirable of you! I really do admire you.
You'll probably become world famous and get offers for all sorts of movie roles!
Well, it would have to be someone really evil, I think. And there's no one more evil than Russell Crowe!
Yeah, I guess you wouldn't be dead so you could play yourself. Hmm, I guess George Clooney is most like me.
Good thinking! Who would you want to play you in the movie?
Well, it turns out that no one is out driving tonight. Everyone must go to bed early in this town. I'm pretty disappointed, I wanted you to be able to avenge me. I was greatly looking forward to that. Maybe I would even survive long enough to see you. With my last breath I planned to say "Anaisa, I'm really glad you could..." and then I would die right there leaving you to wonder how I was going to finish. Then, in this crazy fantasy I'm inventing as I sit here and type, you were going to drop to your knees and look up at the sky and then give the middle finger to the clouds. Then I was going to come back to life just for an instant to give you a thumbs up and then die again. Maybe all that can happen tomorrow morning.
Oh I do. I almost want to go find someone to run me over on purpose now. In fact, I'm going to do that right now!
