It's not a job, it's a way of life.
GET A NEW ONE.
You get nothing. The pay is a life of hatred in the land of hatred under the rule of the Mighty Christmas. THIS IS WHAT YOU MUST DO TO BECOME A TRUE MINION OF HATE
Bikes are for sissy. Real man rides on pigs.
It's nice here. I like what you've done with the place.
Dan knows the score
Here you go Christmas I have built you a hate shaped guitar I hope you like it
I finally mastered the ancient forbidden arts of typing. Am I smart?
Hate tastes like Mars Ice Cream bars.
Kyono, are you for sale for 2 sea shells and a hamburger?