Of course! To suggest Greedo popped off the first blast makes Han look like a noob. Oh right, getting knocked out is a good tactic. If it weren't for Ani he would have been crushed.
Yeah, don't believe Lucas' remaker bastards. Han shot first, because he's super awesome. All I can say is that he always lets them win to lull them into a false sense of security.
Indeed! I would never acknowledge Obi-Wan's defeat at the hands of Vader as anything other than bull! He became one with the Force and I cannot be swayed. ...And Han shot first. I have photographic evidence. But yeah, Yoda is one person who could hand ass to Obi-Wan. Palpatine maybe. I witnessed Dooku do it once.
Name one character in the entirety of Star Wars who couldn't get their ass handed to them by Kenobi. And if you mention Darth Vader you actually lose a point.
I'm trained in the ways of the Dark Side, old man, you don't scare me.
Call me that again and I'll go Obi Wan on your ass, boy!
It is you who are the betrayer old man!
I know of your DISEASE. BETRAYER!
You know of my creed?
A Brotherhood Outcast?
