Indeed! I would never acknowledge Obi-Wan's defeat at the hands of Vader as anything other than bull! He became one with the Force and I cannot be swayed. ...And Han shot first. I have photographic evidence. But yeah, Yoda is one person who could hand ass to Obi-Wan. Palpatine maybe. I witnessed Dooku do it once.
Name one character in the entirety of Star Wars who couldn't get their ass handed to them by Kenobi. And if you mention Darth Vader you actually lose a point.
I'm trained in the ways of the Dark Side, old man, you don't scare me.
Call me that again and I'll go Obi Wan on your ass, boy!
It is you who are the betrayer old man!
I know of your DISEASE. BETRAYER!
You know of my creed?
A Brotherhood Outcast?
Yep. Edward Iron-Nails they used to call me, just a name mind you, until that fateful day. With one fell swoop I became an outcast.
Oh, I thought you meant actual iron nails. They don't grow at all.
