That sounds magnificent. I love pisstake games.
It will be parodius! Swords will not bend and that will be pointed out repeatedly. They will speak a broken hybrid of Japanese and English! They will dance to summon corgis who will bite at their ankles! THINGS WILL BE GREAT
Is glorious Australian for clichéd?
There will be a specific game, soon! I have friends taking degrees in making them! I will write the plot and story and it will be glorious
Ah man, I thought there was a specific game! DISAPPOINTED.
Well I take it you are familiar with the gravity defying hair aspect of JRPGs? Everything else was just trying to rhyme with another JRPG aspect: Swords, Japanese heroes (nihongo is Japanese (the language) in Japanese), they always travel the whole world and everybody then knows they are heroes.
I feel there's a reference I've missed.
Our hair stands on end and our swords will never bend, we are heroes speaking nihongos and across the world we will go until our name y'all shall know!
We sound like JRPG characters.
I have a super secret process, I cannot reveal it. But I can tell you that, through my process, your name would become Niuq. Very foreign sounding you see! Nobody would know it is you.
