No one has ever shed several berzillion tears for me before! I am so happy that you would do all that to avenge my death!
Would you shed a tear if you read on the front page of your newspaper that "RSL died in a tragic accident when a crazed raindow unitard hating man ran over him as he was taking his morning jog"? (Because yes, that would certainly make the front page of your newspaper.) (And of course I always take a morning jog.)
I think I'd be more likely to be run over. What a tragedy that would be.
That's half of my car payment for a month!
Oh wow. That is... interesting. And only 130 dollars! Where do I sign up?
I really didn't get past the first page on that site to be honest.
I saw that. Now I don't think I can bring myself to wear one of those and then take a picture of myself in it.
Oh, I don't think I'd know how to do that. Hmm, I just did a search on google for "leotards for men" and came up with this site right away: http://www.riversedgedancewear.com/leotunformen.html So it seems as though they do!
That is certainly tempting. I don't have a leotard though. I wonder if I could get one? Me in a leotard can't be good, though.
Oh yes I agree. You are priceless even when you're not in the leotard. And hopefully you won't dream about me in a leotard tonight. That could scar you for life.