Rudyard Kipling is a genius.
I just had some of those for breakfast. It taste like dead rats.
This is not so much shocking as yellow.
You have to feed it with dead ants first.
'Twas a most harmonius season!
I DUN KNOW. DUN ASK ME.
But it sprout leg and ran away a few moments ago.
Ooh, let's bully him! It'll be fun!
I'll give you a watermelon instead.
What larks!