I somehow think you're being disingenuous.
Then I think Anthony isn't such a bad name after all!!! They said uncles alway have the best names!!
My uncle was called Anthony.
I say we burn your flea Anthony alive for having such a horrible name.
Anthony is such a sinister and scary name.
My flea Anthony can make a girl fat at will. That's kinda the same, right?
No, she is a really special flea. She can makes a guy pregnant at will.
Oh no! My many condolences! I have some fleas you can have?
Cuz Lucy went missing last night. She was my favourite flea.
