It would also make those "geniuses" who told everyone the world wasn't really flat look like total douches. Which would make us automatically look like geniuses (which we are, of course). Plus, the added bonus of rockets! In fact, a flat planet would be much easier to move. Like a planet-sized Fluffy Kangaroo Paradise!
I think we should crush the Earth so it's flat. If the Earth was flat, we could install giant rockets at the bottom and fly anywhere.
But for now, while we're starting out, it's to our advantage that time zones are different. We can lauch cyber attacks when everyone else is asleep! Unless they're insomniacs, but they're so tired they become useless anyway
Soon we'll have so much, the Earth will be insignificant!
And then other solar systems once our conquest expands. There is no limit to the control we can have.
I think we should make some sort of space elevator which can allow us access to any planet in our solar system.
Which would mean more scientists would join our cause, meaning even more awesome creations! This just gets better and better
We would also have an air unit which doesn't contribute to global warming.
Flying Monkeys are so Wizard of Oz, but I think Flying Gorillas would be brilliant. You have all the pros of a flying animal and all the pros of a gorilla. And I don't think there are cons to either of them, especially when combined!
I think we should do some biology studies and see if we can make flying animals. Nothing can go wrong when one is in the possession of a flying animal.
