Watermelons are good.
At first I thought you had transformed into a girl.
Decembuary is the best month. Everyone knows that!
Yeah, it pretty much always has been!
Come to my house I have a pool (not really)
That's almost boiling temperature!
It's pretty hot here but it is supposed to be winter. I like the way my country does that (not really). But as soon as I change into summer clothes it will get freezing again. The weather in New Zealand watches you. It teases you. It... it tortures you.
It's like 100 degrees here. The AC isn't working. This sucks.
Put your loved ones in a blender.
my face itches
