It'll be a nice mobile weapon to gain the advantage in our conquest of the planet. And once we have a stranglehold on the planet, perfect control will be exercised to prevent any sort of mutiny. This cannot fail.
I can imagine the future history books. "The Fluffy Kangaroo Paradise era, 2009-forever"
They've finally settled on the name Australia. I'm still working out the kinks in my plan, but I'm sure I'll get this mobile fortress up and running at some stage. And I'll rename it then, something fear-enducing like "Fluffy Kangaroo Paradise" or something.
<3 What was the island called, o' smart one?
Unfortunately, some of the big wigs thought it would be smart to send the criminal masterminds to some island on the other side of the world. So I've been trying to take over and create my own moving island fortress!
Where have you been all my life? *swoon*
We'll run all the blister oitment making companies out of business to have a complete monopoly over the public's money (as if we needed a pseudo-legit way to do it anyway).
You are a genius! Everybody will wear bowling shoes two sizes too small for them.
It would be pretty dastardly to force people to wear them at all times
I know! And they rub like hell.
