Candy cane tactics such as that are cheating. You're a haxxor...OF MY HEART
I feel misunderstood and the need to rebel against you.
Oh, don't pretend you don't know very well your fluffy-speak offends and assault and rapes and batters and microwave ovens my emotions. SICK BASTARD.
By calling me that, you are ironically the sadistic one.
I don't recall keeping my sadistic nature a secret from anybody. The woman part...oh they'll just movie magic it and it will be fine. Don't fret so much.
My kangaroo pouch? As do I. I'm sure she'll do a fine job. She's no me, though. I should have been cast for Umbridge.
A bottle? Yeah, they need frog up the new Umbridge. I hope they're able to capture her truly bitchy nature. If that woman had a baby, I think it would come out holding discrimination-based law documents.
The drawer? Movies usually replace my imagination characters. Like the Harry Potter movies. Now they aren't anime characters, I just picture them like their movie counterparts. This all due to my immense genius, so take some notes.
According to the trump rule, it's octopuses. I don't picture people in books as REAL people very often. I don't know why. It's this freaky thing I do. They're always like anime-influenced people in my head lol. I dunno *hits himself with a pillow*
No, I am. But I still hate all humans on the entire planet. And octopuses because I think they're scary. What I say trumps what you say. You know, I picture Alec kinda like Johnny from Shadow Hearts 3. Well, in medieval clothing. They're the same age and they're both blushing cuties .
