The last time I went bowling was before I stopped being such a scrawny weakling, so I can probably bowl real heavy balls real fast. The shoes are stupid though, why make them annoying and ugly?
I'm okay at bowling, but I can be pretty useless unless I have a heavier ball. I hate the shoes, too.
Nothing says "We know we're going to win" like bowling! I'm pretty mean with a bowling ball too, 218 is my best!
Let's celebrate with a trip down to the bowling alley! World domination can wait.
You've planned this very well, I commend you on your incredible strategy.
Yes, I will send in my monkeys with the unicycles. I plan to purchase some war sheep as well.
The Americans are no danger, they just keep throwing themselves against our impenetrable wall. It will be a quick victory!
Perfect, we cannot lose.
If Tom Clancy's EndWar is anything to go by, Russia is the easiest to invade.
I think I'll invade Russia first. Start small, y'know?
