Conversation Between kikimm and Meat Puppet

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  1. I'll have to. There's no way to stop it.
  2. I don’t like boring you, so I quickly found something to juggle. In my haste, I picked up pliers and a bottle of eye drops. The bottle slipped out of my hand, and as I leaned over to grab it, the pliers stabbed me. I jerked back, and the pliers were flung into the air, where they would stab me in the thigh before falling to the floor. And after all this, my webcam wasn’t even on.
  3. But...it's not like I can feel bad for people who are better looking. Feeling bad for the uglies seems natural. Right. JUST.
  4. Now I just feel bad for Lisa. ;(
  5. I don’t have a problem! I just had too much to drink. I didn’t even want to drink it, either. :chuckle:
  6. Yes, but I want another one, because I'm greedy and self-centered.
  7. Jesus Christ, I’m not that retarded. :p
  8. I hate the internet. Oh. My grandmum says that she is getting me a computer as a graduation present. I think I already told you that it was pretty sure, but now it's like...for sure.
  9. I could have pissed my pants. I almost did, when Beck came out; and I wanted to, when it was raining during The Pixies’ performance.... but I managed to hold it in.
  10. That’s actually what I told him. After asking if I was on acid, he asked what I was on (he seemed convinced that I must have been on something). I was searching for some words to use that wouldn’t make myself appear as too much of an idiot... but I was a slightly drunk moron who really needed to pee, so that was the best I could give.
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