A monkey. A freaking monkey. And it has not one, oh no, not one, but two asses. The monkey must have a hat, a brilliant hat to match its own brilliance.
And then I'll hire a monkey with two asses. The preparation is then complete.
That's the best career move anyone can make, Jesus would be a powerful ally and it would convince all the religious types to vote for you
I will also revive Jesus, so he can sign copies of the bible at local bookshops. Come Tuesday and get 50% off all biographies!
So perfect that it cannot fail!
It's perfect.
That will help the planet live a little longer. It will also make it impossible for unco-ordinated people to get anywhere
My first action is to eradicate any form of modern transport and supply everybody with unicycles.
The feminine sounding name will lull our enemies into a false sense of security. It's perfect
You can be Eva Braun.
