I wouldn't miss it for anything!
The suspense is killing me!
I find it unlikely.
Older boys? I'm the oldest boy here! (almost)
I thank you for your forgiveness. I will try my hardest to tell the truth from this point on.
Yeah me too. I... I just keep making up stupid stuff! Will you ever forgive me...?
Well, I guess I am pretty good at ironing my pants.
Letting people down is what I do best.
Yes, just as soon as I think of some! Without making them up, that is.
Maybe jokes. But really dumb jokes probably. But yeah, when I say I make up ridiculous lies, it's not about anything serious. All of this has been a clever way for me to postpone telling you my real deep dark secrets.
