You're right. That is better than the real guy.
But then the image I've made of him in my head will be destroyed! And I have made him look fabulous. Well, beard type fabulous.
Hah! No worries. Things happen. Google him. He is a legend.
Sorry about your parents It'd be hard, I reckon, spending years with one person. Wow, I'm unromantic. And I don't know who Ray Mears is, but it sounds like you'll do everything for me. We make perfect camping buddies.
Splitting. Also like a model's hair! What a versatile simile. Lame. I always have a knife on me when I go camping because I'm secretly Ray Mears. I'm not even freaking kidding.
I think it'd be nice to fix it all and make it shinier than a model's hair, but it's not really your job to do that either. Who's the kid here anyway! So, your parents are split and all? Personally I was always happy mine divorced. I couldn't stand them both at the same time and I got two Christmases growing up. Actually, I'm too princess for the woods tbh. I'd just stand on a rock doing my best to avoid all bugs and dirt the entire time.
Well, my mum lives in France so it's OK haha. I love them both and all, it's just the hypocrisy that oozes out of them both is quite incredible. I'm good at understanding people and can easily put myself into other people's shoes even if I have never experienced the situation first hand. It's just something I can do. And I can clearly see what's wrong and how to fix it. What a pile of wank that it's not something I can fix haha. OMG YES. Well, I'm the Blair Witch, and I promise not to murder anyone.
Sounds like maybe denial and hypocrisy hooked up. Well, that sucks I hope it isn't too bad around the ol' Quin household. I think you and me and Pontus should get a tent and live in the woods. Probably be killed by the Blair Witch or something, but it'd be fun while it lasts.
Heh. Eurgh, I'm genuinely getting tired of my parents. They have exceptional flaws, one of which being that they aren't even aware of them. The things they dislike about each other are traits shared by both parties, and they're also completely unaware of that too. It's ridiculous. On the plus side, it's turned me into quite a fantastic person.
Your mom has said that exact sentence to me before.
