Apathetic Old Bastard Party. Should've thought of that sooner.
I'm surprised I didn't think of Sesame Street tbh. I would have thought my youth is still with me, but I guess I'm dying a little inside
I was thinking along the same lines to be honest. That, and a Sesame Street themed gangbang.
I wanted to make a joke about the correlation between what you said and there being a lot of large lesbians, but then I just kind of... didn't
I prefer to ride my ostrich. Ladies dig big birds.
I prefer to ride my tricycle when I'm going cruisin' for chicks
Drive by brothers.
You wasted him like a true ghetto boi. Well in!
I killed time with your mum last night. Meaning, we joined forces and killed Father Time. Now we are ageless.
Then no soup for you! I mean sleep! Stop wasting time
