This is why I like you, Quin. You're a problem solver.
Let's just make our own country. How hard can it be?
Whatever, we'll just make our own patent, with blackjack and hookers.
My patent lawyer said, and I quote, "definitely not, that's definitely illegal, and how did you get in my house?", so I think we're humped.
That's a great idea. You should patent it.
There should be a green card equivalent of Tinder. You can match with anyone in the world, with the express purpose of getting married for immigration reasons.
Will do!
Yeah bud, I need you to go find me a husband or wife. Problem solved, innit
Ah yeah, that sucks I'm sure there's some other way!
Too old to emigrate on the only visa I would have the skills to be eligible for. I guess I could always just casual become a plumber or something...?
