There's always...not creating situations like that
It is embarrassing. One time I did it in a mall, and I was like the next day. I smurfing puked in a MALL.
You don't like taking the easy way out. Admirable!
Being drunk is never an excuse.
Not even if you were drunk at the time?
Trust me?
They deal with that all the time, so don’t worry. My aunty was once one of them, so I know much about it.
But it won't be!
It's not.
You poor soul. :(
