oh man if I get an invite to BoB's wedding I am so gonna smurfing take a holiday and just find myself back in the motherland for as long as I can afford to. Hell I might just crash his damn wedding anyway, shorty already said I can be her +1 so I got myself a way in once I'm over there it's just a matter of chillin' til I get chucked out really. been considering moving there anyway since there's probably infinitely more job opportunities for journalists and that. Just gotta continue working on the ol' girlfriend and convince her that a stint in the UK isn't gonna kill her!
ahahha oh yeah that did happen didn't it. man I was proper twatted that night. if our pathes ever cross at some kind of meetup then alcohol must get involved and i can only imagine that it'll be such pure comedy that the next day someone will have formed a religion over what came the night before
Well dude that night we were both drunk was smurfing glorious. I remember nothing except the very fact that it was glorious. Magic happens man
Half the times I can't even remember posting them until someone brings it up to me. apparently just a lot of random trout happens around me
Thinking about the story elicits the same laughter as I had the very first time I read the smurfing thing. You captured something magical that day my friend, but you have done so numerous times since as well! I just need to stop smurfing laughing and save the damn things
ahahah yeah I remember that, god damn bastard elephant kid
I actually forgot, thank you for reminding me! I never forgot this one though: Originally Posted by You Earlier in the evening today I took a walk into my local village to go draw some money out of the bank. Now, having spent my childhood living in a City that was ranked 4th on the most dangerous city in the country in terms of rates of serious crime such as murder, assault, armed robbery etc I've always been pretty cautious and distrusting of people around me in public, even though I now live in some backwater country bumpkin village in the middle of nowhere where the biggest danger you're likely to face is being cornered by an eccentric elderly fisherman in a public house and forced to listen to how "they tourists be the ruin o' Cornwall".
I hope you made good on your promise to hard drive that story. I wrote it out especially for you.
YEAH YOU WOULD LOVE ME. I don't know who did this to me but I appreciate the fact that you suggested it
