Conversation Between Jiro and NorthernChaosGod

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  1. D: I'd hate myself if I looked in the mirror and saw a poncy git too. I'm so sorry, Stakoda. Get well soon.
  2. I want to be me again as well. I keep seeing myself in the mirror and hating myself.
  3. I hope you're Dak again soon. I keep expecting you to put me to sleep with your posts.
  4. I don't know why I'm Steve, it's really quite confusing. I would like to be me because I keep forgetting how to log in to respond to super serious staff mognets.
  5. Why are you still Steve?

    Also, thank you.
  6. You are more creative than people give you credit for man.
  7. I used to think that hippopotami were the most dangerous predatory animals on the planet, but after seeing what you did last night to one, I'm going to have to name you the most dangerous predatory animal on the planet. Sexual predator that is. The horrors that I witnessed last night shall forever be burned into my memory, haunting me, driving me to the brink of madness. I'd ask what compels you to commit such despicable acts, but I'm afraid that knowledge would shatter what little remains of my spirit. I can only hope that someone stops you before the entirety of the animal kingdom falls to your voracious and heinous appetites. May God have mercy on your soul for the crimes upon existence you have committed.
  8. Haha, all of that is totally out of the question with me being Mexican. We'll just have to do this the ol' fashioned way.

    We rob a bank.
  9. Do you have any rich and Alzheimer's suffering neighbours? Perhaps long distance relatives (who are rich)? I assume money trees and a.. oh god those things that make money. You know the ones. Anyway, I assume those are out of the question. We'll find a way!
  10. Duuude, righteous. So now we just need to work on becoming rich and getting our asses to space.
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