Huxley Vannevar Hobbes. I could say that for hours. srsly.
SIR DO YOU INTIMATE THAT I'VE LOST MY SPAMMING ABILITIES?! But yes, I wish you a Melly Yewar, and a Happy Huxmas! I shall be INITIATING HuxDDD For The Great Justice and delivering presents to all those who stand against hax00rrz Yarrrrrrr.
Haxx00rs are bastards. We all know it. But haxx00rs think huxx00rs are bastards. They are, of course, wrong. Haxx00rs are well known for hacking and badstuffs like that. But you may be wondering what huxx00rs do. Huxx00rs are a haxx00r-hater's best friend, because huxx00rs hack the haxx00rs and destroy their computers. w00t for huxx00rs. w00t indeed. But who invented these great huxx00rs??? WHO? I'll bloody well tell you who. A man, oh what a man, named Huxley Vannevar Hobbes. One day, as Huxley was huxily surfing the interwebsnet, he saw a pop-up pop up. "SHIZZLE!" he cried, as the evil haxx00r's virus poored into his computer, stealing all his private files and stuffs. "Someone should really get rid of those damn haxx00rs! They suck ass so bad!" You'll never guess what Huxley Vannevar Hobbes did after that. He made huxx00rs. Only took him a few days, and to be honest it would've taken less if he'd postponed his ritualistic masturbation for a few hours. What a man. But that's not the best part of Huxley Vannevar Hobbes. Oh no. He's got plenty-a-card up his sleeves. Every year, on the 24th December, he flies around the globe in the Huxmobile (powered by captured haxx00rs on hamster wheel thingies) delivering presents to all the kiddies. He loves to make the kiddies happy, and even though he never gets to see their gleaming faces, he can imagine it all and it makes him smile. After the first few years, people started recognising this event as a reason for a holiday, and they named the event "Hux-mas". So, every Hux-mas Eve, Huxley Vannevar Hobbes flies around the....etc etc. MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU HAXX00RS SLAVEDRIVING, PRESENT DELIVERING, WHEN I FIRST MET YOU QUITE SPAMMY BUT SUDDENLY VERY SERIOUS AND "POSH" WRITING MAN!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD DAMNIT! RYE HAS INFESTED YOUR BRAIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S LIKE THE CHIN PATROL ONLY FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR SCARIER!
Mole.
Goat.
Spam.
YEEEAAAAH.... Only 152 usernotes Mr. MILF. I. AM. ASHAMED. So I'm here to spam them till....something....really big happens....Yes.
His name is I'm my own MILF, I think that it's utter filth! In truth, I'm aroused Though my hopes have been doused But I doubt I'll get any hilfe... ...Yes....
