It doesn't know how to say "Daddy" yet. Give it time and it'll be asking for you every single moment of the day.
But it always says "Mommy"! And it's definitely not talking about me!
It has more of a relationship with you, I think. And look! It has your nose!
But it loves you!
Yea, y'know. That's not very helpful. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. Okay so yeah, back to the original conversation, babys all yours.
Probably shouldn't have spiked it with acid either.
Mine was stronger than yours, after all.
Oh. Must've been the vodka bongwater.
Let's just say I can get distracted so I forgot. Y'know how it is.
I think you would've remembered giving birth to that thing....
