Well you aren't doing to good for your age. Maybe it's all the satanic power. You should let me rule for a while.
-insert evil laughing here-
Happy birthday for yesterday Kuro. Although Eileen is right. You can already see the wrinkles and the gray hairs.
My head exploded and nobody cared. Shows how much I'm loved. Hey how can I speak if I have no head?
*Looks under Kuro's bed* You stole the precious from meeeeeeeeee!!!! *Head enlarges and then blows up*
I think I've seen it. I think Kuroshima hid it under his head.... or bed. I can't remember.
Evil hell minons? I could use these things to my advantage. New list!!! *Scribbles down things on a list.* 1. move to new house 2. take over hell. 3. use evil minions to destroy Kuroshima 4. Eat something 5. Build an igloo that seems to be everything.
Heh Kuro why don't you come over to my user notes. I can kill you there. *Sharpens knife*
Still dead. I'm bored now so I'm just going to pretend someone brought me back to life. Okay Kuro time to die. *Charges at Kuro with knife*
*Still dead* Inner thoughts: Must intercept postcards. Must come back to life to fulfill list of things to do before killing Kuroshima. *Still dead*
