I like to think that he isn't at the beach and he's actually flooded a nuclear power plant or something.
You just gotta look like this guy.
Every day at work I think 'I could be at home right now drooling and watching jeremy kyle.'
The benefits are quite nice, you're missing out.
Of course. My doctors refuse to diagnose it so I can't claim benefits. :[
Ahh by STD you must mean Stupid 'tard syndrome.
What manner of STD have you contracted today my darling?
I think I've fallen I'll, I've been sticken' by the stupid virus. It is eating away at my brain.
Yeah, those bloody bastards.
They had it coming, you don't hate on a mans stache.
