Is that's why you're always scratching it?
It's probably for the best; I think my beard has lice.
Nope. That's why I said isn't 8D
Is your name Tori Tiberius Plum Jacobs the Third?
DAMMIT! I will touch that beard or my name isn't Tori Tiberius Plum Jacobs the Third o.o
No chocolate chip.
How strange, that's exactly the number of cookies I have left in my room.
There's a fee of seven cookies.
Can I touch your beard?
