What an unfortunate cookie!
You'll have to settle for the aim version. :aimblush:
It doesn't matter what fortune cookies say to you, they still get eaten. Just try to be satisfied that you get the last laugh.
A person less honest than you would have done it themself. This is very admirable.
Un's. Un's? Oh dear god.
The bums will probably start wearing Prada and Louis Vuitton to re-assert their individuality. More power to them, I say.
That's not really fair. They need to have some sort of defense mechanism. Some sort of power. Maybe the ever-horrifying Ear Pull + Drag
Bottle of wine in a brown paper bag.
Jeremy Clarkson kind of looks like he would kick your ass for that, though.
Once the famous people start doing it, it's only a matter of time.
