I hate hats.
Why the hell is that thing grinning?
A while ago you had 2555 usernotes... well, now you don't.
Toy with me.
I'm just the rabbit ear boy.
I am not a star of homosexual porn films!
The day of dreadful moments draws near.
Hi, Ultima Shadow!
I forgot how that song went. Whoops, where'd my penis go.
You are MY boy toy!!!