Ouch. :-\
Niccolo Machiavelli.
Meat Puppet is outstanding.
Broken Drum.
That's terrible.
You have to carry at least one leg while simultaneously eating a burger. Make sure it has at least a pint of bacon in it.
Make sure you abide by the one leg rule.
Party A has yet to contribute.
You are always in our hearts.
You could just edit your user note.