Conversation Between Meat Puppet and Shoeberto

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  1. Tell me, Plutonian, what kind of creature would gain sustenance from consuming their own farts?
  2. I used to go to your forum but then I just stopped going.
  3. She came to me shortly after Christmas,
    Said she hated spoiling New Year's Eve.
    But the truth doesn't wait to come in season
    And what we had feared was now believed
    She said she'd leave come Monday morning,
    Catch a plane if I'd split the fare.
    She had friends who lived in New York City.
    She'd look them up and have the baby there.

    And now she's alone in New York City,
    Living like… Lord, I wonder how.
    An angel in hell in New York City,
    But I can't think about that now.

    Honey, will you tell him Bible stories
    And give him all the love I never could?
    And never tell him too much about his daddy
    'Cause there's not too much to say that's good.
    He'll have to learn it all from his mother:
    How to count and say his ABC's.
    But when you teach him prayers to say at bedtime,
    Leave off "God bless Daddy," won't you please?

    And now they're alone in New York City,
    Living like Lord… I wonder how.
    Two angels in hell in New York City,
    But I can't think about that now.
    I can't think about that now.
  4. Are you really a douche? I need some confirmation on this one.
  5. It's because he's a newbie cid's knight.
    there I said it
  6. arpanet lol
  7. That was very funny.
  8. This GUY are SICK
    do you GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  9. You may forever forget yesterday, your real name, and the name and gender of the person you last had violent sex with, but you will never forget how to rock.

    Or was that Penneble?
  10. But did he die?
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