I'm going to have to clean up the mess I made press soon or I might be the laughing stock of the town!
Except for the smell.
I considered going to the police station but it wasn't a really good idea so I went to the pizza station instead.
What am I paying for again? BOOGERS
I got some dude's flesh under my thumbnail
Hulk Hogan wants to kick my ass, brother
It feels smurfing creepy.
Resha won't tell me where tadpoles come from
I shaved my armpits.
Who are the other two people
