Conversation Between Christmas and Quindiana Jones

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  1. You brought him up. I only bring him up in the sense that I vomit his jizz after he comes.

    Well, they're small. I'll just hold them in one hand and masturbate.

    I've met an imp, if that counts?

    I doubt she'll give me the chance to make that smiley. xD
  2. How come you alway talk about Psy??? You like him??

    But my hamsters only like giving, they dun like taking!

    Have you met Imp in real life yet!?

    Save that for Imp sicko!!
  3. Oh crap. I thought we were talking about Psy! My bad.

    Sometimes we switch.

    I'm happy enough with that.

    This:
  4. No,one of the stinky guys that is jealous of our beloved Devil man!

    No, they poke you in the ass, not the other way round!

    So you are two timing! But since I am Imp's best friend, she can have you all for herself!

    Hey, if you meet me in real life, what will be the first thing you will do?
  5. One of the girls?

    You know well enough that that's the only way I play it.

    It's talking to you on this end, and I've Imp on MSN. How can a man cope?

    Natural selection, matey.
  6. Well, you must be ONE of them.

    They like it the anal way, are you ready for that?

    Why are you so horny?

    That is why girls dun visit the doctors nowadays.
  7. Not all of them.

    Sounds good to me!

    That'll do it too, I reckon!

    Both. Sometimes at the same time. Yours, I'd take off with my teeth.
  8. All of you guys are just jealous that he get all the girl's attention!

    My Hamsters are pretty horny, I think you will be pretty busy.

    How about a bucket of naked girls?

    You want to take off others' pants or you want others to take their pants off?
  9. I doubt they'd do it. xD

    Cool. You know how much I love bumming hamsters!

    A bucket full of beans'll do it.

    I know. It's why I'm training in medicine.
  10. Then you should get your Devil Man back here! I think he can be unbanned now!

    Yes, and you will live with my hamsters in a cage!

    But what can offer more pleasure than your precious Psy?

    But nowadays they demands the female patients to take off their skirts too!
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