My patent lawyer said, and I quote, "definitely not, that's definitely illegal, and how did you get in my house?", so I think we're humped.
That's a great idea. You should patent it.
There should be a green card equivalent of Tinder. You can match with anyone in the world, with the express purpose of getting married for immigration reasons.
Will do!
Yeah bud, I need you to go find me a husband or wife. Problem solved, innit
Ah yeah, that sucks I'm sure there's some other way!
Too old to emigrate on the only visa I would have the skills to be eligible for. I guess I could always just casual become a plumber or something...?
I mean, it's not an option for anyone at the moment, but why "no longer"?
Yah, I loved it there. I was there about 6ish years ago, I think. But alas. New Zealand is no longer an option for me D:
Honestly I've lived here for 11 years and I love it. It's a great place, big enough to feel like a city but everything is still close by. You don't even need a car!