What can I say? There is nothing in this universe that I cannot fix. Even if I don't even look at it.
ohay, after a week of being angry at it, I finally got it to work just now. You are my lucky charm. Have another not-hug.
GODDAMNIT.
I don't use i anything. Sorry. Superman would probably help you, but he's benchpressing elephants at the circus right now.
Do you use iTunes? I'm having a small problem with mine and only you can help me and save me from a life of terrible torture.
Well, a potential hug is better than nothing.
"The reason I work out is that I'm not very confident about my appearance." I always figured you as someone who was super confident in everything. Now I feel sort of sad. I want you to know I'd hug you right now if we were in the same place and if I gave hugs, which I don't.
Superman would be awesome in the circus...
I don't know if I should call you a superhero or a circus freak.
I could make your pants evaporate from 50 yards.