It might be what I like to call a "schlong".
You do? We have so much in common! I got three right foots and ten left foot and one I dun really know whether it's right or left!
Ah... yeah, I'm not a very good dancer though. I've got two left feet. Heh heh
Ya, we can feast on the corpse of our victims, drink their blood and dance on their bones. We can do this all night long until we get killed!
Welllll... That might go against my Guardian-ness. Aw what the hell, why not!
We should be more than friends! we should be buddy. We can go kill things and terrorize stuffs! What do ya think?
Indeed we do! Like, I like Christmas too! We should be friends!
I guard things too. So that makes me a guardian too! We have so much in common!