What about just a cape?
Hmm.. I don’t know. Cats are definitely better, but rabbits aren’t so bad. Though I smurfing hate falling down their stupid holes.
PANCHO
If you cut their claws, they’re crippled. What kind of animal is that?
Nothing else fits!
Yeah, but I am sure you know the hippie type. Anything they can bitch about is fine.
The really soft ones are the ones that people complain about. You are wearing a rabbit on your head, murdered! And such.
They wear lots of eyeshadow.
Not mine, no... but compared to fellow ushanka, it is rather small.
Werewolves were never scary.