Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Christmas

1287 Visitor Messages

  1. At least I'll die a truly ecstatic man.

    I didn't realise you were a monkey!
  2. You can't be that greedy, you might not be able to take it if you have both anyway!

    Good news to you bad news to the monkeys! They are so gonna get raped!
  3. Can't I have both?

    Good news, I know!
  4. I think you like to be bitten by that british friend of yours more that goes by the name imperfectionist!

    Wow, you got a penis!? That's news!
  5. If it can, in any way, be traced back to you, then yes. Yes, I do.

    My penis will find its way to you, dear Christmas.
  6. You like to be bitten?

    We are wearing armour and protective gears to prevent that from happening. We dun want to catch any virus from you.
  7. I like that every now and then.

    I'm going to keep close to you and rub my naked self along your clothing.
  8. And he still bites, and he bites you.

    The only one that will be naked is you and a bunch of sexually deprived elephants. But dun worry, We are not going to mate you with elephants. They had a certain standards to meet when it comes to mating.
  9. But he still fetches, right?

    Will you be naked?
  10. Ya, but we had trained him to bite you and nobody else.

    We wanted to take you to the amusement park for a walk that's all. We are just too shy to ask! No worries.
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