I’m sorry that I’m not some fantastic beast. It’s really not my fault that they don’t exist.
You're a madman.
Not one.
What...happened?
Nah. What kind of bull is that, anyway? I thought. Even if I was, they wouldn’t know, because they are stupid.
Would you say alien? People have called me an alien many, many times before.
I don't mind the smell of burnt hair.
They fight each other sometimes, yes. It’s the weirdest thing—you might see two MMs fighting each other, but as soon as an enemy approaches (like, a North American or something) they will team up and tear that thing to pieces. Then, when they’d done with that, they might start fighting each other until TT time, which is when they go and eat tacos and drink tequilas (I studied Mexican Midgetery in college)
I'd be pretty upset with you, but I can't imagine that would stop you.
Then just sit back, relax, and wait for it. Maybe prop your feet up on something.
