We're all feeling rough now. It's hilarious in lectures. Some of the guys are breaking up with their girlfriends, as they can't do the long distance thing (though the real reason is they can't be arsed, what with all the temptation at uni), which is basically just another excuse to get ragingly drunk and play card games.
Damn, my school is a bunch of lightweights compared to you guys. You British sure know how to party.
University, yeah. There are other things, but all anyone cares about is drinking.
Sounds really intense. Is this a school thing?
We party and get wasted. Every night. For a week. But it's over now. Time to work.
Damn. Sounds intense. What's Fresher's Week?
Freaking Fresher's Week, man. Soooo much alcohol. Everyone is sniffling and coughing from their ruined immune systems.
Ah. Have a rough experience recently?
NO! No more drinks.
Wonderful news! Drinks all around!