I've never heard of such an absurd creature!
Your already dead Welcome to my world.
You could burn bras at the Eaglefest.
I got a chinese sombrero, man... it protects me from the sun
Now that your on ths road take me off this stick? Being a scarecrow sucks!
I see you've been working out! Nice.
I like it when the urinals have moth balls in them cause then I can use my pee to push them in circles around the drain
I never managed to understand that. Some guy said that to his girlfriend once and I overheard, so I queitly started searching his arms for a while. When he noticed me, he asked me what I was doing and I told him that I was looking for heaven. I guess the so called "heaven" would be the unconsciousness and the skull splitting pain that followed.
I'll volunteer if it's Chunky Munky ice cream. I'm selfless like that
It kind of looks like... like heaven or something
