Oh sweetheart :(
pain = love, more or less.
It also sucks the life out of germs. Germs that are in your mouth. Germs that are killing your mouth.
Would you be crying for those reasons?
You can cry over it afterwards, when your mission has been accomplished.
That’s what the multi-tasking is for, god don’t you listen
All you need is an extra 30 seconds a day. Then you can raise the bar a little. You don’t even have to devote that entire 30 seconds; since it’s all in your mouth anyway, you can use your hands to do other stuff (like origami). Multi-task!
Hey, whatever needs to be done to ensure maximum emotional damage. A few punches would be worth it.
Even more when you are particularly close to the person you are insulting.
I know everything about you, and one of these things is that you hate your mouth.
