Am I fixed yet? Am I unbroken once more?!
Well... it's been a while... two more days should do it.
Do you know when I'll be back?
Maybe... but new models cost quite a bit. And I have become quite attached to you. I'll just send you in.
Or abandon me and get an entirely new model. Abandon me...unloved....uncared for....thrown out to the wolves!
Damn. I need to send you in for a tune-up.
I can either carry you or walk up a hill. I'm afraid I'm not programmed to do both. Does not compute!
You can carry me around if you want. I'd like a break from climbing that massive hill up to campus every once in a while.
Prove me correct? Man, I wish I could carry you around all the time. You'd be so helpful in arguments!
That's what I do.
