Truly!?
THAT FIEND! You said you would never love another!!
I heard from a reliable sause (tomato actually) that you were snooping around my bathroom again. Is that true?
Ultima Shadow, you need a thug
Screw X-Ray Vision! I have XXX-Ray Vision!
and hairy with multiple limbs....
But "inbetween" is sooooooo out-dated. :rolleyes2
You SHOT me!!!! I'll never forgive you!
BOOM BOOM!
What's so lame about lame jokes? The fact that they are lame! ROFL!!! And now... they are... EVERYWHERE! THE LAME JOKES STRIKES BACK!!! Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing. A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup" How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut. Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was too chicken. A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediately says "sex". Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe that you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!" Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!" What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him out for a drag. Why can't skeletons play church music? They don't have any organs! Where does a one armed man shop? At a second hand store! What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor , the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat ". What do you do with two pieces of bread in the desert? Make a sandwhich!
