This is true.
Milk and sugar?
I always though shiny coins where food...
Or a fork that is shaped like a spoon!
Well, that's not very nice at all, is it?
"Last seen by Levian, who claims that the ex-member's final wish was to have all his wealth transferred to mineral water company Evian." o_O
Who doesn't like jail food? It's totally awesome! I love jail food! I mean... I got a whole rotten banana five days ago! The next time I get food will be in a week... and I'm not sure if it's true, but some guards told me that if I'm a good boy, I'll get some ratflesh! Man, I just LOVE ratflesh!
A tragic tale. You should get it published.
Bleed, my children! BLEEEED!!!
Please please please have sex with me, US.
