Bogans are remarkably similar to the American Redneck, though there are subtle differences. The traditional attire of a bogan is stubbie shorts or footy shorts, a singlet with beer stains and a mullet. They are usually accompanied by a can of bad tasting beer and pronounce the O in the words Time and Mate rather strongly. Swearing also pads out their sentences. MOITE, WHAT'S THE TOIME YOU . CHUCK US ANOTHER BEER OR I'LL smurf YOUR MISSUS. I miss PiP, I recently came into possession of his snow penis and it made me miss him even more.
I must ask for your patience with this whole Bogan matter, ever since I heard the world for the first time a couple of years ago I have loved it even though I am not entirely sure what it means. I just love the sound of it. "Bogan." I used to direct this Bogan abuse at PiP but he's fallen off the face of the earth recently. You don't understand man, I gotta get a fix. I need it.
Hey I know that place, it's like three towns over. That sign is actually painted in blood from the Great Bogan Battle of '99.
