Well if you were in the scenario where you had to do that or jump in a furnace, I bet you would do that. I would do that because a furnace would kill me. What's your favourite type of furnace?
I don't think I'm flexible enough to do that without cutting them off first, and that doesn't really sound appealing.
Attach your balls to your face and join the circus or something, idk. I just want you to staple your balls to your face.
Maybe one day I will work really hard to get a good mark, but I'm sick of working hard to get crap marks
I admire your commitment to not studying. It's propaganda from those fascist commie bastards anyway.
OH GOD GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME. Man, I am so smurfing hungry right now. I should really be paying more attention in class though. At least I look like I'm taking notes, but I probably need to take notes.
I don't wash so the JOKE'S ON YOU!
I have that effect on most people, really. Want to take a shower? BE. CAREFUL.
What you have done is taken a fairly ordinary event in my life and made me apprehensive and scared of it. I'll bring a knife.
I just want you to be well aware of all the consequences and not be surprised
