Happy Birthday!
ALSO:
THAT SOUNDS ONLINE AMAZING! WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO THIS ONLINE PLAN TO ENRICH OUR ONLINE LIVES!
HEY KANNO I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?
I imagine he used his influence over the daemons to get some actions. Not to mention he was around for like what, a thousand years? Of anything, I imagine he was a walking venereal disease by XV's point. Maybe that's why he has the scary face, just all the STDs trying to escape.
Did Ardyn died as a virgin?
It's a Christmas Pig!
